“Dear wife!
I am writing this letter to tell you that I am leaving. For 7 years I was a wonderful wife to you, but I got nothing in return.
The final straw was when your boss called to say you quit. Last week you didn’t even notice my new hairstyle and manicure. You didn’t even care that I cooked you your favorite food for dinner and put on a new petticoat.
Watching football and sleeping were the only things you did that evening. You don’t tell me that you love me anymore and you don’t keep me anymore. You either don’t love me anymore or you’re just a hypocrite, but I can’t take it anymore!
PS If you’re wondering, I went to West Virginia with your brother.’
After a while, the ex-wife received a response letter from her husband.
“Dear wife!
Your letter made me very happy, although we have been living together for 7 years, I still cannot call you an ideal wife. I watched the matches so I wouldn’t hear you complain, but even that didn’t help. As for your hairstyle – I noticed it but didn’t say anything because it didn’t suit you. My mother taught me as a child that if you can’t say something nice, it’s better to shut up!
As for dinner… you probably ran into my brother because I haven’t eaten pork in years. I saw your beautiful linen and I liked it, but you forgot to remove the price on it, which said $49, and when I saw it, I remembered that my brother asked me for $50 a few days ago, which made me lose all desire.
Despite all of this, I hoped that we would be able to leave and start all over again. The thing is, a few days ago I won 10,000,000 dollars in the lottery…
PS I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica, but now it doesn’t matter. My lawyer told me that thanks to your letter, he cannot ask me for any money. good bye!
Yeah, again, I hope the fact that my brother Carl was originally born as Carl doesn’t bother you. good luck”!
