Recently, in one of the Facebook groups, a user posted a funny story, which we always offer: the wife has a lover at home, the husband is on a business trip. Suddenly there is a sound of a key rattling at the door.
– who is?
– Who is it? It is my husband. He has the keys besides me. What brought that death so early..
– What should I do now, where should I hide?
– You ran into the kitchen right now and stood like a statue, I know the rest
The husband comes in, without even looking at his wife, he went straight to the kitchen, I’m hungry
After a while, he enters the bedroom and says to his wife:
– Dear, there is some eighth wonder of the world in the kitchen, and what is it?
– Oh, I completely forgot to tell you, do you remember a few days ago when the previous neighbors bought a statue of Lenin, I thought of making a surprise for you and I also bought a nice statue, do you like it dear?
– Yes, I like it, it seems to be the work of a great master. After a while, they went to bed and when the wife fell asleep, the husband quietly got up, walked to the kitchen, quietly opened the door of the refrigerator, took out sausage, cheese, beer, bread from the cupboard, made sandwiches and gave them to the statue.
– Eat you poor thing, I can imagine how hungry you must be. I was the Lenin statue of the previous neighbors. I stood for two days with the hat in my right hand, and those chicks did not eat for me even once.
